A winning combination.

Vices. Where would we be without our vices? In our case, as bored as a sex addict in a convent. Vices keep life interesting. Vices help us celebrate the good and tolerate the bad. So what is the Vice Report? Well, put simply, this site is dedicated (as are we) to casual reviews of our favourite vices. We don’t claim to be experts – if you’re looking for someone who can date a bottle of wine based on one sniff of the cork, you’ve come to the wrong place – but if you’re looking for laymen-terms reviews of wine, beer, scotch and cigars (and whatever other vices we may develop along the way), this site is for you.

This being a public web site, and we being upstanding members of the community and all, we will limit the topics to legal vices only. If you’re looking for a review of the latest shipment of Jamaican Gold or Columbian marching powder, you’re in the wrong place. If, however, you’re getting tired of your standard case of Molson Golden and want to expand your palate a little bit, we can help.

For each product we review, we will tell you the good, the bad, and any other information you need to know about it so that you can impress your friends with your newfound knowledge! But don’t worry, we’ll keep it casual, because that’s just the type of guys we are.